{"id":174,"date":"2007-05-07T12:14:45","date_gmt":"2007-05-07T10:14:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.murillo.es\/blog\/?p=174"},"modified":"2007-05-07T12:17:16","modified_gmt":"2007-05-07T10:17:16","slug":"mi-perro-es-inocente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.murillo.es\/blog\/2007\/05\/07\/mi-perro-es-inocente\/","title":{"rendered":"Mi perro es inocente"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"207\" height=\"200\" align=\"right\" src=\"http:\/\/i6.photobucket.com\/albums\/y235\/joseluismd\/pancho.jpg\" \/>Este es un aviso a todas madres, padres, abuelos, abuelas, tatas y dem\u00e1s personas que van bregando con ni\u00f1@s por la calle y que cuando ven a mi perro empiezan a emitir sonidos extra\u00f1os, <span class=\"eLema\">ininteligibles<\/span> tales como \u00ab<em>mia el gua gua\u00bb \u00bb anda que gua gua ta onitoooo \u00bb \u00bb gua gua, gua gua&#8230; andaaaaaa!<\/em> con tal de despertar el inter\u00e9s del ni\u00f1@ y del perro.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Quiero decir que si el perro se aproxima babeando, saca 3\/4 de lengua y mete un lamet\u00f3n en la cara de vuestro ni\u00f1o, sobrina, nieto o lo que os toque&#8230; deb\u00e9is tener bien claro que:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong><font size=\"4\">Pancho es inocente<\/font> <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Este es un aviso a todas madres, padres, abuelos, abuelas, tatas y dem\u00e1s personas que van bregando con ni\u00f1@s por[&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.murillo.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.murillo.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.murillo.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.murillo.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.murillo.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.murillo.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.murillo.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.murillo.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.murillo.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}